My Brilliant Idea
So here I am trying to pack a lunch, wondering what the hell I should eat tomorrow. What food do I not mind hating for the rest of my life?
Hmmmm, let's see. How about this:
I'll enjoy a slice tonight, and take another slice to the hospital tomorrow. And forever after, I will be that hideously annoying person at every dinner party who says, "No rich dessert for me thanks, I'll just have an organic carrot."
Please, don't hate me.