Who's On First
Me: You were amazing last night. The whole band was on fire! Excellent show! By the way, what was the name of that great Junior Wells song, the one with Lee on the vocals?
Nick: 'You Don't Care.'
Me: Yes I do, I really liked that song.
Nick: No no. 'You Don't Care' was...
Me: I DO care, I tell you. I want to know the name so I can download it.
Nick: Right. 'You Don't Care.'
Me: Goddamnit, I DO care! I really want to know the name of the fucking SONG, Nicholas.
Nick: 'YOU DON'T CARE'!!!
Me: YES I DO!
Nick: NO NO NO!!! Listen to me: 'YOU! DON'T! CARE!'
Me: My, my. Are we feeling just a wee tad insecure this morning?
Nick: (bangs head quietly on desk)